Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 18, 2014 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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the u.s. supreme court has said it: corporations are people, and can be religious people! where do corporations' religious beliefs come from? why, the bible, of course! but adam was all alone. so god took one rib from adam and created his companion, eve, and his corporation, eden enterprises, inc. abraham was about to obey god and dissolve his favorite corporation, when an angel suddenly appeared and exclaimed, "wait! don't execute that document!" two by two, each of god's creatures were saved by noah from the flood, including two corporate headquarters that took up most of the back of the boat. v. honor thy mother and thy father and/or thy board of directors. "and blessed are the closely held, for they are of few controlling shareholders, yet of limited liability." bible stories for newly formed and young corporations buy bible stories for newly formed and young corporatiosn so that your corporation is raised with the right sincerely held beliefs! available at hobby lobby and other righteous stores.

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