Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday December 26, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling SEX AND THE SINGLE AUSTRALOPITHECINE Featuring Charley, The Prehistoric Ape-Man From The Pliocene Epoch. (As if you didn't know!) And so Charley went out one night in search of a mate. Charley: Hey, it's Friday night! An Australopithecine's instincts can't always be trusted, and Charley wastes time looking for females at a "Watering Hole." Charley: I'll just hang around a couple more minutes... He eventually finds his way to a more appropriate venue... Charley: I hope none of the females here have gazelle-breath! I hate that! Recognizing that a display of physical prowess is called upon, Charley does his best to impress. Charley: This oughta get 'em! Charley knows that the next step is demonstrating social skills. Charley: Sure, you could ask WHY move "Saved By The Bell" to prime time, but I say: they're in college now. It's time! Woman: Maybe if I ignore him... After a number of failed attempts, Charley hooks up with some other rogue males. Charley: All the chicks here are TALL and have completely HAIRLESS FACES BUT a few more of these and I won't mind! HAR! HAR! Charley gets a crucial tip... Man: You're trying too hard too fast, man. Your goal should just be to get phone numbers! ...and he ends the evening feeling successful -- and yet vaguely unfulfilled. Charley: I can't believe they left this lying around. It's a gold mine!

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