Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 12, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Building Rooftop That Looks Vaguely Like A Face Building: My sentience is imagined by the man who lives across the street. Building: Yet without his imagination, I'd have no sentience at all. Secret-Identity Man Woman: Pete, aliens are attacking! Pete: This isn't a job for Pete Rangel! Pete: ...nor is it a job for Jack Hansen! Hillbilly Billy, Of The Hills Man: This is still a comic strip> Your stereotype has been an irrelevant anachronism for decades! Hillbilly Billy: I guess you haven't been reading...I now cook meth and enter toddlers in beauty pageants. A Voice From Another Dimension Dot: I move along this line, for what else could there be? Dot: Much more than you could fathom. Dot #2: Huh? Who said that? Dot: I speak to you from another plane. Dot #2: I must be imagining things... The Ghost of James Caan & Phil Collins, P.I.s Woman: My sister has gone missing. Woman: But I don't want to hire a rock superstar and the ghost of a living celebrity as detectives. Ghost of James Caan: Well, at least someday I'LL be the ghost of a DEAD celebrity. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: Adolf Hitler, I have time-traveled to kill you! Percival: Stop! I am YOU, from the future! Percival: What's this? Percival: I must stop you to prevent a greater tragedy! POW Percival: URK! Percival: NO! I'm from the further future! Hitler must DIE! POW Percival: NO! Adolf: This happens every day! How can I get any work done? Percival: DIE! Percival: NO!

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