Comics

Categories

Start Date

End Date

Sort By

Filter

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 1, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 1, 2013 Comic Strip
  • Resolution: 600x796 300 dpi
  • Format: image/gif
  • ID: 2938240

TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

Do you have questions regarding licensing this comic strip?

Email us

Transcript

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling BAD FETUS Bad Fetus: You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else in this womb. in "FETAL FIREPOWER" - or - "BEARING ARMS with BARELY ARMS" Bad Fetus knows his rights as an American, and shows up at a GunMart with his sonographic instrument, demanding justice! Bad Fetus: I want an uzi carbine rifle, and as a PERSON I have a second amendment right to one! Man: I'm sorry, Bad Fetus. I agree you're a PERSON...but I can't sell you one because you have a felony conviction! Bad Fetus: Pshh! Is this America or Russia?! Now I have to go all the way to the GUN SHOW across the street! Bad Fetus: Uzi carbine to go! Don't bother wrapping it! Man: Right away. Wait, I can't sell to you because you're not 18 years old. Bad Fetus: Not this again! Okay, there's only one way to get your proper rights -- lawyer up!! LATER - Bad Fetus: There! Now I'm C.E.O. of Bad Fetus, Inc.! And my corporation is a PERSON with second amendment rights! Man: Here's your uzi! Careful... BAM! BAM BAM!! BAM BAM BAM Man: You shot your TWIN!! Bad Fetus: I thought he was a womb invader! He snuck up on me brandishing his umbilical cord! NEXT Bad Fetus excapes the death penalty...AGAIN! Bad Fetus: Go ahead, abort me! I dare ya!