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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 2, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 2, 2012 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling REPUBLICAN RAPID RESPONSE SQUAD!! ROLL CALL Steve King Roger Rivard Todd Akin Richard Mourdock and...The Chief The Chief: Squad, there's a rape about to occur in sector 143A9J! Richard: Right, Chief! Men, to your statiosn! The Chief: Akin, give me a status report! Todd: Chief, Legitometer puts this one at 5.6! King -- Risk of pregnancy! Steve: Personal familiarosity filter puts it at zero! Again. Richard: Hmm...inconclusive. The Chief: Rivard -- Ease of Rape Report! Roger: Easy, Chief! RAPES HARD RAPES SO EASY The Chief: Okay, men! Roll out! You haven't a moment to lose! Richard: Let's do some good! Steve: There's the scene of the incident! I pray we're not too late! Richard: ACTIVATE MINIATURIZATION! Roger: We're shrinking down to a cellular size! Richard: And we're inside the rape "vessel"! Todd: We made it in time! Steve: Zygote is secure and protected, Chief! Richard: God's will assured! The Chief: Good work, men! Another successful mission!! The End NEXT: The identity of the mysterious chief - REVEALED! Paul Ryan: Hey, who turned on the light? CLICK Maid: Oh, sorry! I didn't know you were here, Congressman Ryan. I thought you were with Governor Romney!