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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 22, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 22, 2012 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man Human-Man Team-Up GOD-MAN: Absolute control over every single atom in the Universe! HUMAN-MAN: Largest neocortex among all primates; Somewhat lactose tolerant; Nondivergent big toe. TOGETHER, they form the greatest fighting team in all of Mid-Central City! Woman: ...and that's when I realized my Jasper was missing! Police Officer: Here's the dognapper's ransom note! Human-Man: Hmm...do I detect the odor of SAWDUST? Police Officer: The abandoned sawmill? Human-Man: I've got another hunch. Police Officer: By the way, where's your partner, GOD-MAN? Human-Man: God-Man? Why, he's EVERYWHERE, Chief! LATER - O'Bannons Wharf Bar Human-Man: Just as I thought! There's Jasper! Man: Boss, we found Human-Man snoopin' around! BONK Human-Man: Oof! Man: Isn't his crime-fighting partner GOD-MAN? Man #2: Yeah, we better be careful! Man: Nah, I don't see no God-Man here, do you? Human-Man: Oww! Everywhere... Human-Man: Long-term... ...theological... ARGH!! POW Man: Hey, he had an iPhone! Man #2: Ron, take the coats outta the trunk of my car. Next: Human-Man: Not literally here...but... ...presence...