Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 13, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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hey, kids! want to get secret messages from your republican heroes?? everything they say is loaded with secret messages, just for their loyal followers... like you! send away today for your very own... republican decoder badge!! "...people who receive food stamps..." boy 1: let's see... set the cipher... and he's talking about... b-l-a-c-k-s "the democrats are engaged in class warfare..." girl 1: um, that's... i-w-a-n-t-t-o-k-i-l-l-a-l-l-p-o-o-r-p-e-o-p-l-e this year's model comes with a special "santorum" setting! "...i believe in states' rights..." boy 2: gosh, that means he wants to make abortions illegal! girl 2: wait! set the key to "santorum"! he also wants to illegalize b-i-r-t-h-c-o-n-t-r-o-l "i don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money." boy 3: the secret meaning of black people is "blah" people! boy 4: ah, but you have to decode "blah" for the double secret meaning! boy 5: okay, that's... b-l-a-c-k just send $10,000 to: super-pac fun p.o. box 87776a washington, dc or, put an envelope with cash under the welcome mat at karl rove's house and, coming soon... the democrat decoder badge! find out what they really mean when they say... "hostilities" "bipartisan" "i will close gitmo"

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