Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 21, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 2012 Percival: EGAD! Did I cause this? Percival: Perhaps when I stepped on a twig in the Paleozoic era... Robot: No, it's when you killed all humans AND injected human DNA into flies, last year. Percival: Ah, yes. Darthfield John: Okay, Darthfield! I'll make you some lasagna! ZWAP Darthfield: I thought you could use a hand. Jarrett, The Cartoon Character Whose Title Is So Long, It Takes Up Most Of The Limited Space Of His Actual Comic Strip, Thus Leaving Room Only For Some Fraction Of His Head To Be Shown In Any Given Panel, A Situation Unnecessarily Exacerbated By His Strangely Large Hat And Nose Jarrett: Hi, folks! My comic strip is getting a new title next week! Jarrett: It's "Jarrett, The Cartoon Character Whose Title Was Formerly So Long... (cont'd) Happy Hobo Times Man: We hobos like to stay up all night spinnin' yarns! Man #2: That's because the first one who falls asleep gets raped. Barely Compliant Copyright Comix Fred: Hey, I can't be here! I'm the property of Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc. Boy: Sorry, this fits under the satirical fair use exception! Fred: I'M NOT SATIRICAL! I'M TOTALLY SINCERE! Boy: Satire! A Public Service Message From Super-Fun-Pak Comix Andy Anders America's favorite teen-ager for over sixty years, and a comic strip character your parents and teachers think is "hip" and "with-it", says: DRUGS ARE UNCOOL! You don't need drugs to... - Be popular - Enjoy music - Feel great - Have lots of fun - Be cool - Have more energy - Be more creative - Enlarge your emotional palette - Get incredible insights - Laugh really hard - See really freaky lights and colors - Be hilarious - Make you enjoy sex more - Have even more fun - Be just like your rock star heroes

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