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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 15, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 15, 2011 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED! Fat Earl Presents CHEEZ E. CHAINSAW'S PIZZA! BIRTHDAY PARTIES! HORRIFICALLY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES! Girl: Wow, you're raping, then slowly disemboweling that woman! Where a kid can be a sadist. Boy: Awesome! I'm skinning this dude alive! Boy: Score! I just decapitated a toddler and got 24 tickets! CRASH Scalia: I'm shutting you down! Fat Earl: JUDGE SCALIA! Fat Earl: no law can stop me from selling violent entertainment to children! You YOURSELF ruled it's freedom of speech! KILL Scalia: The grotesque sadism aimed at children isn't the problem, Earl! MONDO Scalia: It's that the top of that woman's nipple is clearly visible! That's "obscene" and unprotected by the first amendment! Fat Earl: Wait, wait, I'll draw in a machete mutilating her body! Scalia: That's better! Freedom of speech is one thing, but we must protect children! It is so ordered.