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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 25, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 25, 2010 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling NATE in "Risky Management" NATE NATION Man: Nate, isn't there a PROBLEM with how CORPORATIONS deal with RISK? Nate: Nonsense! Why, I run my FAMILY like a corporation! Son: I raked the leaves, Dad! What should I do with the piles? Nate: Burn them! It's legal here, so it would be irresponsible NOT to. Wife: Nate, the brakes on the S.U.V. need to be fixed. Nate: Are you kidding? Do you know what that would do to our quarterly numbers? Daughter: Dad, I can't do this math homework. Nate: Can't you cheat off that brainy friend of yours? Daughter: But...what if I get caught cheating? Nate: I didn't say you should CHEAT. I just want results! WINK Neighbor: Hey, your leaf smoke is blowing into my house! COUGH COUGH Nate: Well, who could have guessed the wind would shift? Son: Dad, I feel sick. Are you sure this dollar-store bologna is safe? Nate: It's legal! And we hit our cost target! CRASH!! Nate: Awfully sorry things haven't worked out here! I'm off to start another family! Great results this month, though!