Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday August 22, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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super-fun-pak comix product placement comics man: i'm on a low-carb diet... ring man: oh, excuse me. keeping faith with the constitution man: hello? they're willing to pay what? okay, we'll make the change! i only eat carbs under the table! star wars the essential atlas fun facts for the gullible despite it's widespread use, the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary! go ahead, look it up! next: amazing facts about the world's smartest henway! dinkle, the unlovable loser woman: so typical! men never talk afterwards! communication is critical! tell me something! dinkle: you have gonorrhea. james caan 'n' the ghost of james caan james: it wasn't me! girl: i saw your face looking in my window! james: b--but... girl: next time i'm calling the police! james: i'm not dead yet! how to draw doug you'll need: a pencil an eraser a particle collider 1. fill in the entire area with pencil. 2. erase everything that doesn't look like doug. 3. create a universe where your picture is inked in. small ragtag group of world war ii soliders soldier: listen up! we've got to take out this bridge! i'll guard the north bank with "tex"! tex: yee-haw! oop: "person of greek origins" baklava, you an "strong guy who's pretty dumb" davis take the explosives to the south bank! and take "frenchi"... "mountain man" mason... and "aborigine" nirijarri too... ...and "sexy maid" williams... "tuber" smith... "important 1960's literary protagonist..." and "guy from miami who seems jewish but isn't"... "mythical" nessie... "guy stranded on a desert island" wilcox, and... jew: oy cont'd

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