Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday July 4, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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bob figures it out #147: how to escape from terrorists bide your time, waiting for the opportunity to strike. they can take all your weapons and devices, but not your wits and bodily functions. the sadistic, chain-smoking guard emil brings you your dinner. rancid beans in a plastic bag. the fool. he is already undone. the night is spent meticulously and carefully inflating the plastic bag. in the morning, emil returns with your daily cup of water, delivered with an insult. it will be his last. with lightning speed, throw your bag at his cigarette. the methane and hydrogen gases within explode, melting his face. foosh grab his pistol, and you are as good as escaped. emil: my face... and that's how bob figures it out. next on "bob figures it out": when the phillies should sacrifice bunt in the ninth inning of tied and one-run games.

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