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Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday January 17, 2009 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday January 17, 2009 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling #300-Million-Domestic-Box-Office-Man Man: I'm dark and conflicted! Man: My heroism is motivated by a painful past! Man: All my media rights are now open for bids! BOOM The Epic/ Brutal Report, In Dudespeak Man: Duu-ude! Man #2: EPIC! Man #3: Du-ude! Man #2: BRUTAL! Hillbilly Billy, Of The Hills Old Man: Billy, how d'yew fit yer wife n' sister n' cousin in yer shack? Hillbilly Billy: They's all only but one person! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: I find your 21st century strange and perplexing! Percival: These things you call "hands" -- they're a marvel! Man: How did you get into my apartment? Percival: Can they speak? At The Institute of Animal Research Man #1: Good lord! I've cracked the code of canine language! Man #2: You can now UNDERSTAND dogs?! Man #1: Yes, you simply substitute the "R"s at the start of each word! Dog: Rimme rog riscuit, roctor! ADVERTISEMENT Ready... Set... Uh oh... Nobody likes crabs. Charmin Genital Lice Shampoo Fortunately, there's Charmin Genital Lice Shampoo. Is there anything so disgusting that it can't be rendered adorable through the use of a cuddly juvenile anthropomorphic bear? Nope!