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Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday November 18, 2006 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday November 18, 2006 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Adventures of... DEFINITELY-NOT-GAY-MAN Definitely-Not-Gay-Man: This costume is totally NOT GAY! Definitely-Not-Gay-Man, in his secret identity guise as evangelical preacher Rodney Strate, is counseling a youth... Rodney: It's a SIN to give in to the temptation of homosexuality! Boy: Uh...I'm not tempted! I like GIRLS! Rodney: Of course! That's my point! Because you must never succumb to the thought of two naked male bodies... Secretary: Pastor Strate! Rodney: Yes? Secretary: A gay prostitute has been spotted near the church! Rodney: Good lord! Stay here! Rodney: This looks like a job for Definitely-Not-Gay-Man! CLOSET CLICK CLOSET EPILOGUE Secretary: That gay prostitute may still be lurking about! If only Definitely-Not-Gay-Man were here! Boy: ...and where is Pastor Strate? Definitely-Not-Gay-Man: Oh, you are so bad! Naughty, naughty! Man: Hey, I"m going to have to charge you extra for that meth! NEXT Heroically keeping gayness in the closet, where it belongs!