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Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday July 16, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday July 16, 2005 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling LUCKY DUCKY The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck! Hound: Low tax rates! Food stamps! Impoverished duck gets all the luck! Hound: There must be SOME advantage a rich guy like me can get! Hound: Aha! The takings clause! I'll get Lucky Ducky with the Constitution! Thus - Hound: Open up, you free-loading water fowl! BAM! BAM! Lucky Ducky: What's up, bub? Hound: I'm BUYING your HOME! Lucky Ducky: Huh? Hound: I'm building my new office complex right here! Judge: Yes, it's for a "public use"! Skunk: Think of the tax revenue! Hound: You were WASTING this property, just sitting here LIVING on it! Hound: Hey, what's this? Lucky Ducky: My family photo album. Hound: Here's a couple of bucks. I'm buying this too. DUCKY FAMILY Lucky Ducky: ? Hound: I'll sell it for scrap paper! Skunk: Creating tax revenue! Judge: Public use! Hound: What are you smirking about? You're homeless! Lucky Ducky: Yes, but now I can afford to eat! Plus... Lucky Ducky: That judge you're touching is a LIBERAL! Hound: Yiiii! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! End