Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday April 2, 2005 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Transcript

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling JUDGE SCALIA One man walks a lonely path across the American states, meting out justice to local townsfolk. Our story thus far... After Gore x Bush, reluctant activist JUDGE SCALIA broke free of Washington, D.C., to travel America's highways and byways, righting wrongs! One day -- Woman: HELP! Judge Scalia: Sounds like someone imperilled by a state government! Judge Scalia: What is it, lady? Woman: My daughter's in a vegetative state, and a Florida judge ruled she'd want to end her life! Judge Scalia: Hmmm...let me think. Congressman: We'll help! Woman: Who...? Judge Scalia: It's the UNITED STATES CONGRESS!! Congressman: We were traveling across America's higways and byways and we heard you. Congressman: We'll write a law JUST FOR YOU! Congressman #2: How do you spell your name again? Congressman: Look! A couple arguing! Congressman #2: Come on! Let's find out what's going on! Congressman #3: We'll pick a side and write a law! Coming - Next Week... THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS 435 men* walk a lonely path across the American states, drafting and enacting federal legislation for local townsfolk. *Mostly

Tags