Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday October 23, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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The Secret Adventures of G.W. Bush President, secret agent of interdimensional espionage, and a victim of his own scrupulous honesty OoP: Here we are, Mr. President. Bush: Yes. Wait here. Ah, it's good to back at H.Q.! Lackey 1: Yes sir. That timber company is an excellent cover for our operation. Bush: Now, check the internet for toay's secret code! Lackey 2: It's not showing up! Bush: Not that internet, you fool! There are dozens of other, top-secret internets! Lackey 3: The alien robot clone has been spotted in one of the 3 million wetlands you created in the 832nd dimension! Bush: It must be stopped! To the dimen-portal! That clone has done enough damage by impersonating me, but trying to destroy the universe is going too far! There it is! Bush Clone: "I'm not worried *klik* about Osama Bin Laden..." Bush: Good lord! I'd never say that! Got it! Later Lackey 4: President Bush, during these debates, you must lie to protect these secret activites! Lackey 5: Yes, remember: You own a "Timber Company"! Bush: Listen, mister! I may run a top-secret organization that routinely saves the universe from supervillains... Lackey 6: Mr. President! Your jet pack is showing! Bush: ...But I will not mislead the American people!!

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