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Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday March 20, 2004 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday March 20, 2004 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Australopithecine 'tude For the Homo Sapien Dude Dig this ape-man's pliocene scene! This week's guest, Mark, has a big first date and really wants to IMPRESS! Charley: Okay, you may BE in the homo genus, but I can work with you. Mark: Thanks, Charley! Mark's apartment? Far too complicated! Charley: We're tearing everything down! Hint: Leaving a few bones strewn casually around shows her you've got the goods to hunt! You've got to convince her you have ALPHA-MALE charisma! Loud noise and stick-waving are effective. Mark: Hoo hoo! Charley: No, no. Lower...HOOOO! Assert dominance over passersby in a dignified by decisive manner. Charley: Hey, they do this in football all the time! Man: WHAT TH...? Here's the test -- the BIG NIGHT! And he's learned well! Mark: HOO HOO HOO It worked! Charley: Surprised? Well, turns out he drives a Beemer. Hint: Displays of power and access to abundant resources work in any epoch!