Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday June 28, 2003 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Bush's new strategy of celebrity prosecution Martha Stewart Indicted Bush's Justice Department Now Tough on Corporate Crime You made us feel inferior! We never liked you! Thank goodness that TV movie exposed the real you! At last, my 401k is avenged! I'll bet Ken Lay is sorry now! Tom Arnold Found Responsible for 9/11 Bush Administration reveals the Cause of Intelligence Lapses Call of the hearings! We nabbed him! You'll suffer now for your ill-gotten fame! This is so cathartic! Finally! Closure on a national tragedy! Kathie Lee Gifford Caught Unpopular TV Hostess/Singer Caused High Unemployment, Soaring Deficit Now we know why all of Bush's great ideas weren't working! You also caused the index of Industrial Production to fall! Confess! Go crying to Reeg now! And if the Economy doesn't rebound after this -- we'll go after Jm J. Bullock! Olsen Twins Fabricated, Exaggerated WMD Claims Mary-Kate and Ashley Misled Pentagon, American People on Iraq Risk Shame on you for getting us into an unnecessary and perilous war! What a relief! If our president had done that, it would have been monstrous! Actually, they were awfully cute the first couple of seasons of "Full House." Maybe we should go after John Stamos.

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