Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday December 1, 2001 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Banking freezes definitely won't cut it. Even a capture and secret trial, or a grisly but unseen bombing death, won't do the job. There's only one way we'll be satisfied with the way Bin Laden goes down. COPS Lansing Cop: Got a call about a loud dispute. 3:30 a.m. Domestic Disturbance Man: There is nothing going on here. Cop: We'd like to hear the lady say that. Woman: That's *beep* right! ...An' he don't do jack *beep*, just sittin' around eatin' his *beep* honey with his pals... Man: Shut up, woman! *beep* She says she's goin' to see her *beep* kids, but she's Cop: Hey, you look familiar. Man: [???] Cop: It's that Bin Laden Guy! And he's on the run! Woman: I'm sorry Osama! Cop: Get backup! Central, we're in pursuit! Behind 10th, by Lubbox. Tall male. Jeff Gordon T-Shirt... Out-of-panel: There he goes! Over that fence! Man: Ugh. Cop: Go get 'im! Out-of-Panel: Hey! He's stolen a rig! Chopper12 OoP: Yes, the stolen rig is now on fire. Eleven hours later... The suspect has finally abandoned the fiery truck and is attempting escape into... The Silverdome! GB 17 DET 10 2:05 2nd NFL ** FOX Man: AAA! Announcer: Oh, this hit's gonna hurt! Next Week the scene shifts to "Judge Judy: The Military Tribunal Edition" & "The Operation: Unanesthetized" Mature Audiences Only

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