Tom the Dancing Bug - Saturday February 12, 2000 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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BEER-DRINKIN' FROGS Frog 1: Whash in...er...wh Frog 2: Gu. 1950s MUSICAL-COMEDY ROMANTIC MAN Lady: It all seems so hopeless, 1950s musical-comedy romantic man. Man: Hopeless? Never! Because we're in love. And love is the most important thing in the world!! THE COMIC STRIP THAT HAS A FINALE EVERY DAY John Scully: Thanks to the readers of "The Comic Strip That Has a Finale Every Day!" this is the last strip! It's been a great run! -John Scully GUY FROM CHICAGO Guy: What do you think of Chicago? Michael Jordan... The Sears Tower... "The Blues Brothers" was shot in Chicago! JIM CARREY'S UNCANNY PERFORMANCE AS DOUG, THE CARTOON CHARACTER WHO REFUSES TO SAY OR DO ANYTHING YUKS Narrator: "My sister invited my wife and I over to dinner about a month ago.(1) And during the meal she and her husband announced that they've decided not to have children, and before I could say anything, my wife said, 'I think that's wise,' which struck me as wildly inappropriate and insensitive, but my sister seemed satisfied with that response and cheerfully moved on to another topic. I haven't raised the subject with my sister, wife or brother-in-law(2) since, because the exchange seems so odd that I feel disconnected to the entire episode, as though something I understand so poorly must not really involve me." (1)This invitation was very unusual because my sister and I are not very; I've only been to her house twice since she moved there two and a half years ago. (2)Actually, I haven't spoken to my brother-in-law since the dinner, and when we do speak, it's invariably about sports: he's a tremendous fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers, even though he's never lived near Pittsburgh.

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