Tom the Dancing Bug - Sunday November 7, 1999 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Title: the FRENCH RESISTANCE Frenchman 1: What's the password? Frenchman 2: Vive le roquefort. Frenchman 1: Oui. Title: *Translated from French (Selectively, for effect) Frenchman 1: What is the word from the field, mon ami? Frenchman 2: I come from the Kentucky fried chicken on rue fontaine. Frenchman 1: How bad is it? Frenchman 2: Bad. Very bad. Many confused citizens tricked into having foul lunches by our cultural occupiers! Here--I took all these napkins and ketchup packets! Frenchman 1: Superb! Another blow to their profits. What other reports? Frenchman 3: Of course, another prong of the imperialist invasion is that vile Coca-Cola. So I sabotaged their "internet" site... Frenchman 1: IMBECILE! You defile the french language with an American word "internet"? Frenchman 2: Sacre bleu! He must be a collaborator! We are discovered! The Clown: Hi. We're conducting a little "focus group." Care to answer some questions? Frenchman: Never! The Clown: Oh, you'll talk. We have ways of making you talk! Narrator: Next. Interrogation at Eurodisney!

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