Tom the Dancing Bug - Sunday March 15, 1998 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Woman: I would never eat an innocent animal...But now, with Bad meat, I can munch with a clear conscience on the flesh of an animal I know deserved to die. Man: When I eat a Bad Meat burger, not only do I enjoy a juicy sandwich, I help to create a powerful tederrent to potential animal criminals. Bad Meat: The delicious meat patty for pro-death penalty vegetarians. Bad Meat is guaranteed to be made 100% from animals executed following conviction of a capital crime. Pig kills piglet, and farmer picks it out for bad meat processing. Bad meat appointed advocate asserts defense that unnatural crowding led to pig's unnatural act. Bad meat board rejects defense and sentences pig to death and consumption as nutritious meal. After fair and just appeal process, lasting over five years, conviction is firmly upheld. Electric shock kills offender quickly and humanely, sealing in natural juices. Meat is chopped and blended with meat of other executed animals to make Bad Meat. Bad Meat is the only meat that's good to eat!

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