Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday December 16, 2024 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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richard's poor almanac keep cool simple steps to "break the heat" by richard thompson wear light, loose clothing. in fact, fashion yourself a sarong-toga-muu-muu from ay handy bedsheets. you'll keep cool and probably get a metro car all to yourself. dude: run! if you must exercize, try spelunking! caves are nice & cool all the time. just try not to "over-do" your exploring. man: hey! it's hotter'n hell down here! devil: but it's more of a dry heat. wallowing in mud is a good idea. but we've had a dry spell & mud may not be available. so try wallowing in a frozen food bin at your local grocery store guy: ah. when you're hot you're also irritable. small acts of point-less violence against inan-imate objects can be briefly soothing, i've discovered! woman: i hate this stupid blackberry! man 2: dumb old ipod! when all else fails, try staring fixedly at a wall calendar until it becomes "october" or even "november." this'll be a big help.

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