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Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday September 21, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday September 21, 2020 Comic Strip
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RICHARD'S POOR ALMANAC © Richard Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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richard's poor almanac welcome to the new, more secure pennsylvania avenue by richard thompson a. b. c. e. d. d. d. f. c. a. terrorists use j st. entrance soybeans corn beets a. mandatory giant stone tubs ("patriot pots"), each planted with a useful grain, vegetable or legume. b. charming lawn gnome bollards (a laura bush favorite). c. guard towers, each in-corporating a starbucks or cvs (this seems to have happened spontaneously). d. sculptures by j. seward johnson cast in depleted uranium, guaranteed to stop a tank. e. wandering giant boulder of death (this may have been a bad idea). f. confusing signs, sure to flummox credulous & literal-minded terrorists.