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Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday February 4, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday February 4, 2019 Comic Strip
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RICHARD'S POOR ALMANAC © Richard Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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richard's poor almanac your personalized 2003 guide by richard thompson 1. my major accomplishment in 2003 was- a. achieving a permanent state of spiritual/sexual/financial nirvana. b. keeping that goldfish alive for almost six months. c. wait, i still got 3 more days- 2. the most important lesson i learned in 2003 was- grit spunk elbow greas + gumption 2003 a. a little grit, spunk, elbow grease & some gumption are all you need. b. goldfish are boring. c. in real life, that moe howard trick with the pliers is a bad idea. 3. this year i read- un-put-downable - a novel by me myself a. glowing reviews of my first novel. b. just "goodnight moon", but 547 times. c. three-fourths of this stuid quiz. 4. if 2003 was a wine, it would be- 2003 a. dom perignon. ahh! b. that stuff that comes in a box and costs like 4 bucks with a safeway card. c. i dunno, i spilled it all down my pants. how'd you do? a. splendid, thanks! b. eh, o.k. c. i'm still stuck on #2.