Richard's Poor Almanac - Wednesday August 1, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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richard's poor almanack by richard thompson arrival of summer washington area residents were surprised this week by the sudden early arrival of summer, a doughy, irritable man of about thirty wearing a loud shirt, cargo shorts and flip flops. summer: yow, is this where the party's at? when reporters asked about his early appearance, summer offered a rambling, semi-coherent response that led some to speculate he may have been drinking. summer: y'know, it's that global warming messing with my schedule. plus i am so wasted. summer grew vaguer still when questioned about his plans for the season in the dc area. summer: i thought i'd just kinda hang out, maybe do some stuff. check out the lay-deez. haw-haw! but when asked about the possible impropriety of his many endorsement deals for beer, swimwear, beach goods, crummy pop music, et., summer lashed out in a hurricane-force rage.

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