Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday October 19, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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richard's poor almanac new bush discovered by richard thompson every time you turn around there's a new member of the vast bush clan poking into the public eye. let's meet the newest bush... he's chad bush, son of distant-cousing-to-the-former-president-bush herbert walking upright bush and constant prudence bush. chad wouldn't talk with us. chad: beat it! chad lives in this adams-morgan apartment with two ferrets named yngwie malmsteen & karlheinz stockhausen & his collection of over 10,000 vinyl records. chad: get outta here! chad worked most recently as a starbucks barrista. barista 1: chad got moody one day and blew up the espresso machine. so i fired him. barista 2: he proves my theory of genes being like coffee grounds. the longer you use them the feebler the outcome. barista 1: why don't you go replenish the napkin dispenser. is chad the last undiscovered bush? i doubt it. denny's employee of the month milo bush chief slaw processor. kids menu

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