Richard's Poor Almanac - Thursday August 27, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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richard's poor almanac safe room tips by richard thompson ow that you've chosen your "safe room" & sealed it with duct tape, you'll want to stock it with enough emergency supplies to last 3 days, including batteries, flashlights, food & water. and look around your house - you may find other useful items - kid: this swell parakeet can help us determine air quality. mom: a #4 coffee filter, worn over the nose, provides a reassuring sense of false security. dad: dibs on grandpa's old deep sea diving outfit! also, to pass the time, you may want to add a few "luxury items", things like games, puzzles, etc. twister twister monopoly spam yoo hoo kid: right foot blue! mini gherkins or you can make your own fun. try telling jokes about the french. dad: you know what the french are contributing to the war on iraq? mime fields! mom: ha ha ha. you're a regular jerry lewis, you are. kid: the parakeet just fell over. a&s d.v.c.

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