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Richard's Poor Almanac - Thursday April 2, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Richard's Poor Almanac - Thursday April 2, 2015 Comic Strip
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RICHARD'S POOR ALMANAC © Richard Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson spring weeding guide weed 1: earthworms are all gay - pass it on. weed 2: i've just downloaded some new photos of dirt! weed 3: ann coulter is a goddess. blogwort - uncontrolable creeper that rapidly spreads rumors, trivia & pinheaded opinions. dweeb: my girlfriend is so dumb she thinks "einstein" is one glass of beer! hey, is this on? mikeweed - attracts a variety of common pests, including really crummy stand-up comedians. man: where's the sale? inflatoguy stalk - attracts shoppers expecting car or furniture showrooms. bloatspurge (obesia) - it just makes your whole yard look fat. bride: hey! quit it! this is by vera wang! squirt weeds b gone ivory organza - sorry! wrong guide! weeding, not wedding! still, if your yard's infested with noxious bridesmaids dress you may want to spray.