Richard's Poor Almanac - Saturday June 4, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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father's day special by emma t. age 4 1/2 emma: my dad suffers from paternal explanatory syndrome, also know as drivelalia factosis. "i first identified it on a trip out west last year." oop: see, emma, that's a volcano! magma under-ground builds up this huge pressure until it blows right out of the mountain & makes a giant mess like when you stepped on that twinkie & white stuff went all over the dining room flo - emma! stop chasing chipmunks! come look at this volcano! emma: daaad "p.e.s. is hereditary on the male side." dad: the carburetor is the most elegant device known to man. allow me to demostrate... my dad & his dad, circa 1967. "it's been around for a long, long time." caveman: gravity is caused by static electricity in rocks. see? like when you rub 2 chipmunks together. daughter: nng. "i'm learning to cope with it." oop: hey emma, did you know that tic-tac-toe was invented by the ancient egyptians? only they called it ptic-ptac-ptoe. emma: uh-huh. "and i hope my sister will, too." oop: look charlotte, it's fossilized dinosaur poop! the scientists who study stuff like that are called paleopoopologists. charlotte: nng. palapoophog.

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