Richard's Poor Almanac - Monday March 28, 2011 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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april is national poetry month! beowulf in under go seconds here's a famous poem condensed! king: damn. the monster grendel is ravaging the country, devouring likewise warriors, maidens, merchants & passersby, effectively slowing the flow of tourist dollars to a thin trickle, much to the consternation of kind hrothgar. whap whap comes the hero beowulf, who slays the monster grendel by pulling his (grendel's) arm clean off & slapping him with it fiercely about the head. beowulf: freeze! beowulf next deals with the monster grendel's mother in a blood & protracted battle with much potential for cinematic spectacle given the right director (john woo?) & a sufficient budget. the grateful king hrothgar now gives beowulf the hand of his beloved daughter, pricess wideload. beowulf opens a hero-themed restaurant where they slaughter the oxen right at your table.

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