Rip Haywire - Sunday March 28, 2021 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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R.J. Haywire: Thanks for getting us off the hook with the law, Miss... Woman: They call me Cinnamon. R.J. Haywire: Mmm, I sure do Love Cinnamon. I mean in my coffee, my cakes my toast crunch... Sigh, just about anything. Woman: Are you sure he doesn't have some kind of concussion? You guys did jump out of a plane, right? TNT: Hormones, ma'am. Pure hormones. R.J. Haywire: You say you saw who killed the mayor of your town? Woman: Yes, and I fear for my life, so I will flee into the hills. He is the mysterious bandit known as El Tornado, and he is as vicious and violent as he is unknown to the village, because he wears a mask. R.J. Haywire: That's a pretty succinct backstory. Woman: And... he was to be my husband. R.J. Haywire: Whatever dating site you use, it's the wrong one. The mysterious and murderous bandit known as El Tornado is your fiancé? Woman: Yes, El Tornado threatened the mayor. If I did not marry him, he would burn the people out of their homes. The mayor said no... and you know what happens now to people who say no to El Tornado. R.J. Haywire: El dead-o. TNT: Well,, good luck with everything. R.J. let's go. Woman: R.J. is a cute name for a cute young man. R.J. Haywire: It sure is. Tell me more about this R.J.

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