Rip Haywire - Sunday March 21, 2021 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Narrator: After thwarting a Halloween scheme, R.J. and TNT are forced to bail out of a crashing plane, landing them in... TNT: We're in dangerous territory, R.J R.J. Haywire: Let's be honest- hanging around Rip has conditioned us to see every place as potential minefield. TNT: I guess you've got a pretty good point. R.J Haywire: Let's make a pact: We'll calmly and reasonably make a plan for home, assuming that we're in a place of relative safety. TNT: I don't think that will be possible, but I'll try. Voice: Don't move, little square jawed one. R.J Haywire: Wait a second! We are just passing through on our way home. Sheriff: And while passing through, perhaps you murdered our beloved mayor? R.J Haywire: Sir, the only mayor I could think of harming is mayor McCheese, and that's only because I haven't eaten in 24 hours! It was supposed to be a joke! He's a talking cheeseburger, for crying out loud! TNT: R.J. Very few people remember McDonaldland, we've talked about this!!! Sheriff: I am sorry we arrested you, little square jaw. We have a witness that said you were not with the man who murdered our beloved mayor. R.J Haywire: Oh, well, that's a relief. I'd like to meet this honest person to thank them. Woman: Hello. R.J Haywire: Oh, wow zee- wow-wowzers. TNT: Don't mind him. Hormones have melted his brain.

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