Rip Haywire - Sunday February 21, 2021 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Man: Bantam, this is my wife... Dr. Spain. Bantam: Spain, huh? Are you even trying? Spain: Excuse me? Narrator: Rip, disguised as the Bantam, has run into his evil mother in a shockingly delicious plot twist! Bantam: Nothing. Have you ever heard of an evil organization known as skull? Spain: I don't think so... unless they're those kids who sell fake magazine subscriptions? Bantam: What about a square-jawed secret agent named Rip Haywire... does he ring any bells? Stepmother bells? Dr. Pain: No, and I have no idea what the rest of those words mean. Bantam: Ok, that stings. TNT: Bantam, we've got to keep the secret in secret identity! Bantam: Breezy, it's the Bantam. Breezy: Hiya, Bantam. Tell me, do those feathers itch as much as I think they do? Banam: Well, they kinda tickle... can we focus! Dr. Pain is in key bay harbor-town! She's the target of Skull! That means there's coup underway! Hee-hee! Breezy: Rip, skull tried to blow its leader, your mother, into tiny evil mastermind chunks! There's nothing funny about it! Bantam: Sorry, it's the feathers.

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