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Rip Haywire - Sunday September 6, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday September 6, 2020 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Phillip: I saw two other prisoners yesterday, but they were moved to another part of the fortress. Rip Haywire: When did they get here? Can you describe them? Phillip: Well, there was this smoking hot redhead... Girl: Phillip! Phillip: I say smokin' hot 'cuz she reminded me of you, Louise. Girl: I could dye my hair, Phillip. Now I wish I was pretending to be deaf. Rip Haywire: Phil, do you remember anything the guards might have said as to where the other two prisoners were sent? Phillip: Only something about... Girl: What a second. Phillip, don't tell this guy anything... Voice: You aren't a blind Shepherd are you, mister? Rip Haywire: Of course I am... don't be ridiculous. Voice: Then why don't you smell like wet sheep? Rip Haywire: I'm a Shepherd who showers regularly? Voice: Now I know you're lying!