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Rip Haywire - Sunday August 9, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday August 9, 2020 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Lorna: Wh-where am I? Wh-who are you? Doctor: It's all right, I'm a doctor... I found you in the desert howling like an insane coyote. You kept saying you were after the road runner and asked me if I had any spare ACME dynamite... Lorna: C'mon, Doc, now you're supposed to say "just kidding." Doctor: I wish I was! I got you in here by feeding you snausages. Lorna: Boy, this is starting to remind me of my '09 spring break! Doctor: You're quite striking even with a brutal sunburn. How long were you out in that desert, Miss... Lorna: Lake... Lorna Lake, and I'll be needing the keys to your car, Doc. Don't come any closer, doctor... I know how to handle this gun. Doctor: And I know how to handle a wild sunburned filly like you. Midnight: Hurf. Rip Haywire: I know we've been out in the desert all day, midnight, but I don't think we're hallucinating. Steve: If he's gonna keep smoochin' Lorna, I hope that dude and his tetanus shots.