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Rip Haywire - Sunday August 2, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday August 2, 2020 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Lorna: While I lose my mind in this desert... must recap recent events... to stave off death! 1. I was a secret agent with a promising career... 2. Fell hard for a "sweet bunned" skull agent named Steve... 3. Fast-tracked my life implosion by knocking out Rip Haywire and helping Steve escape... 4. Then shot Steve for being a jerk. Out here, on the edge of death, you put things into perspective, reflect on what really counts. I've never felt so alive and bat-guano crazy in all my life! Narrator: Meanwhile, at a quant desert clinic, a coyote's howl disturbs the evening's canasta game. Man: That's no coyote. Lorna: Awwooooo! Man: Good gravy, it's a hot lady who has lost her mind to the scorching wastes. Woman: Let's face it, Dr. Picnic, you'll never meet a sane girl on the edge of "Dead or crazy desert." Man: A fellah can hope, can't he nurse Forrester?!