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Rip Haywire - Sunday May 17, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday May 17, 2020 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Narrator: Rip sneaks over to the logging camp to talk to Steve Salem, foreman of a tough-as-nails logging crew. Steve Salem: Who are you? How'd you get in here? Rip Haywire: Lorna Lake loves you. Steve Salem: Aww, I know she loves me... if I wasn't so darn rugged and manly, I just might love her back. But cutting logs is my true love. Rip Haywire: Seriously, did you just hear yourself right now? Steve Salem: It's true! I'm the original lumbersexual! Rip Haywire: Listen, Lorna and her crew just want to survey the land you're... say, interesting tat, there, Pardner. Steve Salem: You've been here long enough, bub! Voice: Get him! He knows we're skull, and are searching for the treasure! Rip Haywire: Well, I was only slightly suspicious, but not anymore! Voice: Why am I always shouting out top secret stuff!