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Rip Haywire - Sunday March 1, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday March 1, 2020 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: We have trouble, Cobra, there's no exit wound... so that bullet is rolling around inside Utah... he needs real medical help, not just someone who can sew up his own wounds without passing out. Cobra Carson: But they'll kill him! Rip Haywire: Pick your poison, his chances are slim either way. Cobra Carson: You have no tact... you know that? Rip Haywire: That's why my guidance counselor advised against a career in customer service! Cobra Carson: You're going to be all right, Utah, the doctors are going to help you.... Rip Haywire: We can hole up here and protect him until Utah's well enough to fight off murderous goons himself. What do you think, like, three days? Cobra Carson: Rip, I don't say this... ever... thank you. Rip Haywire: Just don't get any ideas of not sticking to our deal... I'm bringing you to face the law. Cobra Carson: No need to remind me, Rip, I don't have the attention span of a toddler like Breezy.