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Rip Haywire - Sunday October 13, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday October 13, 2019 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Breezy: Believe it or not, you have no broken bones, Rip... but your leg is pretty swollen... Rip Haywire: I'm so sore. This drafty camp isn't helping. Breezy: Maybe we could cuddle to keep warm? Rip Haywire: Can't... I (ka-gulp!) swore off women. Breezy: Oh, I never meant it romantically... just for survival. Rip Haywire: Oh, well, that's different! Breezy: Yawn. Sun's up, Rip... how'd you sleep? Rip Haywire Thinking: I'm disgustingly injured in the middle of nowhere, and I had to sleep next to a beautiful woman, who I swore to myself I could not love! Rip Haywire Speaking: GREAT! This beat-up old cot must've been my sleep number.