Rip Haywire - Sunday September 1, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Man: Kill the woman who failed to trick Haywire. That walking chin will pay for seeing through my needlessly elaborate plans! Woman: NOOOOOO! Pretty people aren't supposed to be punished... isn't that a law or something? Rip Haywire: So, I see you're on the wrong end of the Highwayman, now. We have something in common. Woman: Oh my gosh, can we talk about his hat? It smells like the sludge pond at a pig farm! The highwayman was going to kill me! I can't believe I helped him set you up like a stupid patsy! Rip Haywire: Don't make me regret saving you. When is the Highwayman going to rob the bank? Woman: He-he already did. You and Bucksley were the suckers who were going to take the fall for his crime... Rip Haywire: IS there anything else you can tell us? Woman: Not much important... except maybe where the $100 million is. Cobra Carson: She's almost as big a ditz as you, Lucy Ricardo. Rip Haywire: Your jealousy of naturally bouncy hair is so obvious!

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