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Rip Haywire - Sunday June 23, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday June 23, 2019 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Breezy: Where are you going, Rip? Rip Haywire: Maddog Ironguts told me he was brought down by love! And also possibly his insane Funyuns habit! He loved his girl so much, he became too afraid to stupidly risk his life in the quest for glory and sweet explosions! She broke him and then dumped him... now we have to pick up the pieces of his wimpy, miserable life. Rip Haywire: Love. There's no room for it in hero work. Breezy: Present company excluded, right, Rip? Sweetie? Darling.... Cobra Carson: Well, looks like we're on a level playing field now. Carrot cake head! Rip Haywire: I looked into the spineless eyes of Maddog Ironguts.... and when he told me that love was the reason he couldn't face danger, I knew.... Rip Haywire is through with lovin'! Cobra Carson: Care to place a wager on who makes him thaw first? Breezy: I wouldn't want to take your money so easily.