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Rip Haywire - Sunday June 16, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday June 16, 2019 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Breezy: What is going on, Cobra? I thought Maddog Ironguts was a giant of a man. Cobra Carson: He was, the last time I ran into him... something changed him. Something spooked him so bad he's a shell of his former self! Maddog Ironguts: Love, boy! Love turned me into a dried-up scared little prune! Rip Haywire: Pat Beneath was right! Love IS a battlefield! Narrator: Rip looked up an old soldier buddy, Maddog Ironguts! You say love did this to you? You look worse than the new teenage mutant ninja turtles! Maddog Ironguts: Yep. That's why I called you... Mona dumped me, I got the yips, and I'm about to lose my career! Rip Haywire: What do you want me to do about it? If you think I'm going to talk to your girl for you, forget it! I'll be honest, the last time I played matchmaker was in mercenary school. It nearly collapsed a foreign government. Maddog Ironguts: We all remember Trinidad and Tobago, Rip, no one's asking you to talk to a woman again.