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Rip Haywire - Sunday May 5, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday May 5, 2019 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: No, please! Don't make me watch "West Side Story"! Narrator: Rip must face his fears to save the town of starlight from a fate worse than doom! Ka-boom! Rip Haywire: I feel... pretty... I feel pretty and witty... wait, what? The rain! It's suppressing the mountain's nightmare hallucinogens! Now to save the town, and get back to repressing my fears into a hot little ball that I can pretend doesn't exist! Breezy: Rip! Rip Haywire: I've got the berries that you needed to cure the townsfolk, medicine woman! They're approved by the FDA, right? Witch: Thank yah, boy, they'll go down easy with some whipped cream...Here's the medicine for the townsfolk. Rip Haywire: You mean I went into a seething nightmare forest so you could have dessert? Witch: Give an old lady a break! We don't get freshdirect up here! Rip Haywire: (ka-sigh!) let's go, Breezy. Breezy: Wait, Rip, I want to get in on this Berry/whipped cream action.