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Rip Haywire - Sunday February 17, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday February 17, 2019 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Man: Honey, some bum tried to break into our house-hey, what happened? Woman: Thank God you're ok! Boy: DAD! Man: What's goin' on? Who are you? Cobra Carson: Your wife can fill you in on that. Which way did that bum go? Man: He escaped through the window- I might've nicked him! Cobra Carson: Look, Rip, blood! Rip Haywire: Stay here. This time it's personal. TNT: Well, Ok, but only because I respect your privacy. Narrator: Running as fast as his pear shape allows, the scorpion stumbles onto a railroad track! A whistle blows, announcing a train's mighty presence, and startles the Scorpion! The Scorpion: OW! Curse my corpulent clumsiness! Narrator: The train moves at breakneck speed and bears down on the Scorpion! Man 2: There's some kind of bald water buffalo on the tracks! Hit the brakes! Man 3: Holy smokes I hope we're insured!