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Rip Haywire - Sunday January 20, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday January 20, 2019 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Narrator: Meanwhile, on the Scorpion's boat... Scorpion: There's been a change in plans. G.U.N.S. is wise to our voracious villainry. We'll need to disappear for a while. Man: What about the woman and the kid? Scorpion: Splendid! We'll hide out at their home! Nobody will think to look in a white-bread suburb! Woman: It's a very diverse gated community, you louse! Scorpion: Whatever you say, Mrs. Cleaver. Man 2: Cram it, ya pear! Geez, mister, you all right? If old Johnny Lobster hadn't hung onto you- Rip Haywire: I need your help! Man: What are you paralyzed or somethin'? Rip Haywire: Yes, but it's wearing off! Do you have a cell phone? Man: Ayuh. Rip Haywire: Cobra, it's Rip! Yes, I'm alive! Is TNT there? Good. It's time to take out the trash. Meanwhile Scorpion: Hope you can swim, you repugnant urchin! Sink the boat! Boy: This guy's rougher on kids than Joe Jackson!