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Rip Haywire - Sunday November 4, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday November 4, 2018 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Narrator: After Rip surrenders to G.U.N.S agents-Max Sting, AKA, the Scorpion, sends him and TNT to GITMO. Voice: Hello, number six? Rip Haywire: I'm not a number. I'm a person! Voice: This is Hong Kong Chinese restaurant- somebody named TNT ordered the number six. TNT: Tell them I'd like to add a side of pork fried rice. Narrator: Rip debarks at GITMO Rip Haywire: Break out the waterboards, I've got nothing to hide! Man: Don't be so oldfashioned, my dear chap. WE make use of much more advanced methods. Rip Haywire: Whatever you got, it won't work. Man: First, we're going to make you eat british cooking. Narrator: Later at lunch Rip Haywire: The horror... the horror! TNT: Actually, this stewed mutton is NOT without its charms.