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Rip Haywire - Sunday March 4, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday March 4, 2018 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: Six months ago I returned to my family's village in the mountains only to find it empty... my woman.., my everything... gone. Rip Haywire: We found an abandoned town just like yours in the mountains! Man: I searched and searched, but could never find them! It tore me apart, and I became the monster you see before you! C-could my woman.... my life... be here? My days as a hit-man are over, my love! Rip Haywire: Great. Even as assassin has more romance in him than me. Man: If the pirates down there truly have captured my family, tall man, I will help you in your quest to beat them into a mealy pulp! From now on I will be known as the hawaiian who avenges injustice! Rip Haywire: Catchy. Man 2: Hey, we didn't sign up for no avengin'! We're simple hench-goons! We quit! Man 3: Yeah! I remember there beign a strict 'no avengin' clause in our contracts, Pal!