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Rip Haywire - Sunday February 4, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday February 4, 2018 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: P.U! If those pirates came any closer, we would have had to burn our clothes! What happened, R.J? R.J: There was this huge flash of light! It blinded us, and when we could see again, thee were pirates everywhere! Breezy fought them so I could get away! They've got her, Rip! Rip Haywire: They'll (mumble) taste my fists... (mumble) with interest. R.J: Uh-oh! Rip's gone incoherent with rage again! TNT: And he's mumbling something about interest... this is no time to think about finances. Man: We'll take this redheaded spitfire to the boss... he'll decide what to do with her. Man 2: One of our scouts has a note from the big man she was with! The one with the jaw that won't quit! Narrator: Batten down the hatches! Breezy has been captured by pirates! Man 3: "Give back the redheaded or face the angry swarm of my dukes as I parade them across all your faces until you scream for the mothers you obviously didn't listen to. Regards, Rip Haywire." Man 1: That's white a long-winded threat. Man 2: And it's on embossed stationary! Is that class or what?